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Celebrity Classic Album Reviews

Artist: Radiohead

Album: Ok Computer

Year: 1997

February 7, 2008

By Udai Hussein

With the exception of picking off bearded women with a sniper rifle on a sunny afternoon in Tikrit, there is nothing more I love than having a female woman massage my neck at knife point to Thom Yorke's scaling vocals during this fine third record from the Oxford quintet

Greenwoods soaring guitars on anthems such as Lucky make this their most mesmerizing effort to date. From the opener through to gems such as Street Spirit the range covered in this record are far superior to Pablo Honey and any of critically acclaimed follow ups, despite my father's love for wanking in bathtubs of Kuwaiti oil whilst nodding along to Creep.

Soundtrack to:

Inserting flaming rods up the urethrae of gardeners who don't wipe their feet before entering the presidential shed.

Shouldn't accompany:

My visits to charity shops to donate clothes to those less better off than myself.

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