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Profile Picture Exposes Woman's Artistic Side, Hides Fat Side

January 13, 2008

By Rob Jones

After several attempts Saturday afternoon, Cheryl Paulson of Phoenix, Arizona, was successful in composing a photograph which fully portrays her artistic nature, while simultaneously hiding any indication of her 5'2", 170 pound frame.

The photo, which has now replaced the profile picture on her eHarmony.com, Match.com, and HotorNot.com accounts, was taken in black and white with her Kodak digital camera and edited in Photoshop.

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"I really feel this is the photo that captures the true me," said Paulson of the physique-concealing portrait. "You can really tell how quirky and artistic I am, anything but the norm," continued the short, squat girl.

Paulson has been a member of the three online dating sites for nearly two years. Sexylady1976, as she is known online, enjoys the creative expression the sites allow her.

Since changing the profile picture, she has had less response than from the picture focusing on her cleavage but more response than the multi-colored, closeup face shot with blurred edges.

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