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Celebrity Classic Album Reviews

Artist: Love

Album: Forever Changes

Year: 1967

January 28, 2008

By Prince Harry

One may have turned to this website as one thinks one knows music. But if one does not have this album then one clearly knows nothing about bleeding music and should just listen to whatever people tell one to. I may enjoy wearing Nazi rags and doing lines off the saddles of polo horses with posh birds fingering my arse hole but there is not one song on here that is not splendid. Arthur Lee not my dad should be the next king, even if he is dead. Any musician worth their salt, such a Sting, Phil Collins and that bloke from Dire Straits, started due to this album.

Soundtrack to:

Taking magic mushrooms and playing on train tracks on a warm spring afternoon.

Shouldn't accompany:

Gentle lovemaking to a butler under an oak tree.

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