Should I Order Penis Enlargement Pills Off Geocities?

February 7, 2008

By Rob Jones

What is the meaning of life? What do I want to be? Will I be a good father? Like so many quintessential life questions, there comes a time in every young man's life when he must ask himself, should I order penis enlargement pills off Geocities?

When I received that email from TameraCrocker199@wanadoo.nl this morning entitled, "Shhh Did you hear about How BIG he was ?", boy was I intrigued. And with the tagline, "Increase your male organ approximatelly three supplementary inches only with pure, non harming pills," how could I resist clicking on that link? Never mind that they couldn't spell 'approximately,' I'm on my way to 3 supplementary inches!

So what did I do? Duh! I clicked on the link. And there I was at www.geocities.com/EmmettCarney92/. Well, that surprised me a bit. Why would they host their business website at Yahoo's free web hosting service? Well, clearly it was to cut down on overhead and pass the savings on to me! So, I pressed forward.

Well, that penis photo on the right was clearly much larger than that penis photo on the left. This was encouraging. The guy who sent in the photos, who asked to be kept anonymous and preferred to be referred to as 'Herm' sure was amped about his larger penis.

And they sure made some convincing arguments. For example, "a man who knows that the schlong dangling in his pants is big enough to satisfy any woman walks around with an "I don't have a care in the world" kind of aura." I want that aura! Who wouldn't?

"Anxiety, depression and low self-esteem have no chance against a big penis." They're absolutely right about that! Goodbye down in the dumps, hello giant erection! How can I possibly be depressed with a giant cock? Oh, and hey, it's a green product! Well, that clinches it, I'm ordering some.

Okay, click "Order Express Herbals Now." Hmm, that's strange. Page one said they have "highly secure 256 bit order processing," but this page says they use a 156 bit secure server. Well, typos happen, I guess.

Choose 4 bottles of VPXL, plus 2 free bottles for $199.95. Seems a little steep, but high self esteem and a giant penis are definitely worth it.

Alright, click "Proceed To Order Form." Oh, this is a little strange. This isn't a secure server at all. It's just another Geocities page. Well, just more savings passed on to me, I guess.

Enter name, address, credit card, blah, blah. Now, click "Submit Order."

Man, I can't wait for that giant penis. It's just a matter of days now until my shipment arrives, and I can watch my junk gradually grow in size!

Hey, what are all these charges on my credit card?!?

NOTE - What's even funnier to me is that this site that is clearly phishing for credit card numbers is actually a knockoff of a real site www.fortuneherbals.com. Now if you were going to pick a site to mimic and trick people, why would you pick a site like this? Seems you'd pick something a little more reputable. Well, I wish them the best in their credit card phishing scheme. They gave me a good laugh.

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