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Myspace Survey reveals 98% Of 15-Year Old Boys Not Virgins

January 18, 2008

By Rob Jones

A survey conducted by the website MySpace.com has revealed some insight into the lives of today's youth. According to the multiple choice survey, 98% of today's teenage boys are not virgins.

The web survey, which ran on MySpace for approximately a month, featured the question, "Are you a virgin?" and gave those surveyed the option of answering "Yes" or "No."

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The social networking website, currently the world's 6th most popular website, holds a unique position. Myspace keeps demographic data on each of its users, including age, allowing them the ability to easily access comprehensive data regarding the youth of today.

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Said Tom Anderson, president of Myspace, "We've grown so much in popularity among adolescents in recent years. Here at Myspace, we feel we have a responsibility to give back. We can find out so much useful information about young people on such a grand scale, that we decided to start running surveys to help keep a finger on the pulse of our users. I really feel that young people will appreciate these surveys and answer the questions honestly. I'm really excited about the direction this is heading."

The series of surveys have revealed quite a bit of information about teenagers and young adults. Ironically, though 98% of 15 year old teenage boys are not virgins, 85% of 15 year old teenage girls are virgins, leading analysts to believe that most 15 year old boys have sex with older or younger women.

Similar Myspace surveys have revealed that 99% of women ages 22-27 have never had a one night stand, and 100% of men ages 18-25 have a penis length of 7 inches or longer.

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