This Marriage Is Really Putting A Damper On My Affair

February 4, 2008

By Sheila Downs

God, this affair would be so much easier if it weren't for this damn marraige.

I'll tell you what, nothing kills the mood like your husband coming home from work early. I mean, you try having a decent nooner when getting caught is almost a certainty.

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And shit, how many business trips can one person invent? At first, it was as easy as, "Oh, I have to work late tonight. Phew, it's been so busy at the office lately." Not anymore. It's always, "Honey, you shouldn't work so hard. You need to spend more time at home with the family."

How am I supposed to give this extramarital affair the proper attention it deserves when my husband wants me to "spend more time with him?" Fuck, the other night, I had to have sex with him just to shut him up.

Last week was the third time I told him my friend really needed some support during this difficult time she's been going through. I think that excuse may have run its course.

Lately, it's been hard to even get a good internet sex chat going.

Shit, keeping an affair going isn't easy. And this marriage really isn't helping.