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What's His Name Tired Of Being Called That Kid Who Played Harry Potter

January 3, 2008

By Rob Jones

In the wake of seven best selling novels and five box office hits, Harry Potter has become a household name. Following the release of each Harry Potter film, the kid who played the young aspiring wizard grew into more and more of a celebrity. However, reportedly, the kid who played Harry Potter has become tired of being known only for the role he plays as main character in the films.

In a move that surprised millions worldwide, the kid who played Harry Potter's most recent performance in a London play included several on stage full-frontal nude scenes. In fact, floating around the internet are pictures of young Harry fully nude with a horse.

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Having made $14 million to make the latest 5th film, what's his name is the highest paid teenager in England. But money is not enough for the typecast young actor. He seeks acceptance as a developing actor.

When asked about the drastic departure from his last role, the kid who played Harry Potter replied, "my name is Daniel Radcliffe, you fucking twat!"

When asked what she thought about Daniel Radcliffe's choice to explore new challenges in his acting career, Daniel Radcliffe's agent replied, "Who?" After some clarification, she said, "Oh, Harry. Yes, well he didn't have to get naked with a fucking horse."

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