Baby, There's No One I'd Rather Be With Than You Right Now
December 28, 2007
By Rob Jones
Sure, I've had a few beers. That's not a secret. But everything is becoming so clear to me now. Maybe it was when that girl slapped me. Or maybe it was as the bouncer was shoving me, but I know one thing for sure. There's nowhere I'd rather be than with you tonight.
Sure, there have been others, but it's always been you. And trust me when I say, it's not the eight pints of Stella Artois talking, it's me when I say there's no one I'd rather spend tonight with than you.

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It's not the Irish Car Bombs or the joint I smoked earlier, it's my feelings for you that inspired me to text, 'hey where you at.' And I can't say the same thing for anyone else, but you always reply.
Yeah, I know I've never introduced you to my friends. But you know that's just been a series of missed connections. Strange coincidences. Isn't life funny like that? You know you're the one for me. When I was doing those tequila shooters earlier, I couldn't help but think of you.
So come on over baby. I'll be leaving the bar in a few minutes. They won't serve me anymore drinks here for some reason, those jerks. I don't know why. Anyway, I can't stop thinking about you. Believe me, there's no one I'd rather meet up with at 2:30am on a Friday night. I've missed you so much.
Oh, and can you bring some condoms?

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