About ThePorker.com
Thanks for visiting thePorker.com!
I've been pretty amazed by the quickly growing popularity of this site in such a short time. The site has been up and running since the beginning of 2008, and the number of hits have multiplied each day.
I will do my best to keep the articles coming. Please email me any comments or suggestions. I'd love to hear them. For those of you interested in writing articles or headlines for thePorker.com, please feel free to send your submissions. I'll happily post your funny articles and credit you on the article.
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Again, thanks for all the support.
Rob Jones
Editor
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Captions - Submit captions for funny pictures and vote on the funniest captions.
Celebrity Movie Reviews - This is pretty much my way of making my movies tax deductible.

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Google Is My Bitch
Large Cappuccino Fails To Make Douchebag Appear Intellectual
Profile Picture Exposes Woman's Artistic Side, Hides Fat Side
My New Years Resolution, Become An Alcoholic
Baby, There's No One I'd Rather Be With Than You Right Now
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Yeah, My Reviews Might Suck, But MY Meal Is Tax Deductible
I Enormously And Categorically Venerate The English Language!
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